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Mark Brown wrote:
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> Hello Monte,
>
> MCS> ROFL Hey where can I get one of those pitchforks?? Are dealership
> MCS> franchises available???? What do I have to do to qualify as a Pitchfork
> MCS> Solution Provider????
>
> here is the test - if you go into a shopping mall and within 30
> minutes two security guards approach you and ask - sir can we help
> you. then i will consider granting you a franchise and include
> redistribution rights to my newest design, made from titanium (for
> the forks) and a kool graphite handle, complete with neoprene cushion
> handle.
It NEVER takes the security guards more than FIVE minutes to appraoch me
in the mall, in fact they are usually there at the door the moment I
walk in. If I'd known things were going to be this easy I'd have started
a long time ago.
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> MCS> (Keep your sense of humor Tom, it's the best defense)
>
> well it may not be the best defense, but its better than tangling with
> a desperate tri-prong pitch fork wielding free software distributor.
I have been faced by adversaries weilding knives and guns, but the
scenario you describe is truly frightening.
Fear of the UNKNOWN.
>
> thanks for he opportunity to serve you.
> mad max
lol thanks, the pleasure was all mine.
Monte
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