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RE: New proprietary Trader Diet



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I think after consuming this diet while trading you may want to take
advantage of this
new product so you don't have to leave your screen during the trading day.

http://www.theonion.com/onion3536/e_toilet.html

> -----Original Message-----
> From: Mark Brown [mailto:markbrown@xxxxxxxxxxxxx]
> Sent: Friday, June 14, 2002 3:51 PM
> To: omega-list@xxxxxxxxxx
> Cc: consumer_relations@xxxxxxxx
> Subject: New proprietary Trader Diet
>
>
> Hello omega-list,
>
> New proprietary Trader Diet NOW Revealed for the first time.
>
> Yes,   for  the  first  time  ever  I  will  reveal  my  (this  weeks)
> revolutionary "Trader's Power Diet".
>
> Before 10:30 am - Hot Tea with cream and sugar
>
> After  10:30 am - Dr. Pepper on ice with your choice of fancy designer
> crackers,  sugar  glazed oatmeal cookies or taco chips and hell on the
> red picante sauce.
>
> Around 11:30 am - Dr. Pepper on ice and fruit bar.
>
> Around 3:00 pm - Dr. Pepper on ice.
>
> Evening  5:30  pm  -  Bar  BQ beans fried okra, cheeze potatoes, texas
> garlic toast and you guessed it Dr. Pepper on ice.
>
> Night snack 8:30 to 10:30 - Butter lovers popcorn with sprinkled
> parmesan cheese and Dr. Pepper on ice.
>
>
> --
> Best regards,
>  Mark                          mailto:markbrown@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
>
>