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This is deadly
serious, so don't ignore it. Several new viruses> have been discovered
and are wreaking havoc throughout the nationalsystem.>> Beware
of...>> THE AL GORE Virus.... (Causes your computer to just keep
counting and> counting)>> THE CLINTON Virus.... (Gives you
a 7-Inch Hard Drive with NO Memory)>> THE BOB DOLE (aka: VIAGRA)
virus... (Makes a new hard drive out of an old> floppy)>>
THE LEWINSKY virus... (Sucks all the memory out of your computer,
thenEmails> everyone about what it did)>> THE RONALD
REAGAN virus.... (Saves your data, but forgets where it
isstored)>> THE MIKE TYSON virus.... (Quits after two
bytes)>> THE OPRAH WINFREY virus.... (Your 300mb hard drive
shrinks to 100mb, then> slowly expands to restabilize around
200mb)>> THE JACK KEVORKIAN virus... (Deletes all old
files)>> THE ELLEN DEGENERES virus... (Disks can no longer be
inserted)>> THE PROZAC virus... (Totally screws up your RAM, but
your> processor doesn't care)>> THE JOEY BUTTAFUOCO
virus... (Only attacks minor files)>> THE ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER
virus... (Terminates some files, leaves, butwill> be
back)>> ...and my personal favorite...>> THE LORENA
BOBBITT virus... (Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch> floppy, then
discards it through
Windows)>
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