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Gen. Humor: Watch out for "Chaos"



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Greatings RT's,

     I was looking at live hogs last night when I discovered a Fibonacci
Number dividing my screen. So before it could transform into a Golden Ratio
I grabbed my number cruncher and smashed it into a million Fractils. I
tried to tie them back together with Bollinger Bands but they just fell
into Chaos Theory. Since I was dealing with Chaos I checked with agent 99
which is the last number before 100 and highly significant in leap years.
However, she just said to "get smart" which left me contemplating a Genetic
Algorithm using Fuzzy Logic. Out of Desperation I called Mr. Murrey  to
check the estrogen cycles of 5000 women in the same room(a dame room is no
place for a newbie anyway) but the Volatility was too great and I was using
the wrong system and I didn't have any say so about the sex of the baby
anyhow. So I finally gave up and decided to just cover my shorts and I feel
MUCH better now! 

Brent