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Omega Hams, part II



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Gentlemen:

I just recieved an email from your unofficial support list concerning your
recently announced Omega Hams[TM]. In this email, someone mentioned a 2000
problem? Can I infer that you are awash with extra Omega Hams [TM] and have no
outlet for the extra smoked swine hindquarters? My mother always says that there
are starving children in China. Perhaps you could send them some of your Omega
Hams[TM]? This might reflect positively on our country in this time of
world-wide crisis.

Last, do you have any extra Omega Ham[TM] wrappers that you aren't using? I
correspond with several traders in the Korean Technical Analysis Society that
cannot afford to buy real-time quotes and they have asked that I send them
market data in the mail. I'll gladly send them a few day's worth of data for
several markets for every Omega Ham[TM] wrapper you are willing to provide.

Hoping to hear from you.

Best,

Tim Morge