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A salesman, tired of his job, gave it up to become a policeman.
Several months later, a friend asked him how he liked his new role.
"Well," he replied, "the pay is good and the hours aren't bad, but what I
like best is that the customer is always wrong."
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The proprietor of a successful optical shop was instructing
his son on how to charge a customer.
"After you have fitted the customer's glasses," he said, "and
he asks you what the charge will be, you say, '$10.' Then see
if he winces."
"If the customer doesn't wince you say, 'For the frames. The
lenses will be another $10.'"
"If he still doesn't wince you say firmly, 'Each.'"
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Don't remeber where I saw these,
Ivo
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