Holy E-Mail

[rod wheeler <qtp@xxxxxxxxxxxx>]

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Here is a system that I have created from the omega-list.
If you have trouble verifying the code then you aren't subscribed to the list.
If the code verifies then you are in more trouble than you think you're in.

System:	Holy E-Mail

	Input:	omega-list@xxxxxxxxxx;

	Var:	Productive(Falsies);
	Var:	Ugly(Falsies);

	Condition1 = Vendor;
	Condition2 = Spam;
	Condition3 = Religion;
	Condition4 = Politics;

IF	NewMail then
		Cringe = True
	else Breath (SighOfRelief, Heavy)
End;

IF	NewMail and TradingDiscussion = True then
		Rare = True  {--- check to make sure you are actually on the omega-list ---}
	else Normal = True
End;

IF	Vendor = True or Spam = True then
		Don'tBuy at Market
	else BlowOut = True
End;

IF	Religion = True or
		Politics = True
	EMail = Useless;  {--- Push Delete key ---}
End;

IF	Volume(MB) > Volume(PO) then
		Buy VaporStation at Market
	Else Sell TradeStation below Market  {--- be sure to include
non-transferrable license ---}
	End;

IF	Volume(PO) > Volume(MB) then
		Wait(TS4 , Patch)  {---don't hold breath ---}
	Else Buy TS5 at Beginning  {--- see BlowOut ---}
End;

IF	JohnBond = Post then begin
		Ugly = ReallyTrue;
			Ignore(Asshole) = ReallyTrue;
	End;

IF	WeGetBackOnTrack = True then Productive = True;
		Buy PrayerRug at Market;
	End;
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