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[RT] Investment banker and fund manager humor



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Q: What's the definition of optimism?
A: An investment banker who irons five shirts on a Sunday evening.


Q: What is the difference between an investment banker and a pigeon?
A: A pigeon can still make a deposit on a BMW.


Q: What is the difference between an investment banker and a large pizza?
A: The pizza can still feed a family of four.


Q: What does a hedge fund manager with no fund to manage say?
A: Would you like fries with that sir?


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