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you and why?Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not
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of subpoenaed documents."That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to
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congressional candidate in Texas."I don't feel we did wrong in taking
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themselves."--John Wayne."Half this game is ninety percent
mental."--Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark."It isn't
pollution that's harming the environment.It's the impurities in our air and
water that are doing it."--Al Gore, ex Vice President."I love
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exaggeration to say that the undecided could go one way
oranother."--George Bush, US President."We've got to pause and
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Oliver North, from his Iran-Contra testimony."The word "genius" isn't
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