smiley in this markets

["Josep Codina" <jcodina@xxxxxxxxxxx>]

Please smiley in this funny markets dedicated to our "fundamental" friends

Josep

Received from a friend in a bank..............

EBITDA = Earnings Before I Tricked The Dumb  Auditor
EBIT = Earnings Before Irregularities and Tampering
CEO = Chief Embezzlement Officer
CFO = Corporate Fraud Officer
NAV = Normal Andersen Valuation
EPS = Eventual Prison Sentence