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THE RIGHT TO CONFESS
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The CIA, the FBI, and the Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD)
are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending
criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases
a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.
The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the
forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After
three months of extensive investigations, they conclude that
rabbits do not exist.
The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the
forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit and they
make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.
The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later dragging a badly
beaten bear. The
bear is screaming, "Okay, okay! I'm a RABBIT!! I'm a RABBIT!!"
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